June 19, 2017 tshoemake

June – Ross Wheatley

Ross Wheatley’s janitorial services are — hands down — the best in the area. His speed whilst mopping up chalk from handstand walks are quite literally unprecedented. He can AMRAP plunge a toilet better than Mario AND Luigi combined. Taking out the trash has never been easier as he uses his tremendous legs to produce a force that matches Mother Earth’s gravitational pull. Don’t tread lightly on this Custodian’s cleaning prowess, you might get sanitized.

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